I have witnessed each one (or so it seems) over the past 4 days. It started Saturday, lil dude wound up with food poisoning. He hurled most of Saturday, and a couple times early Sunday. Then he was fine.
Off to school Monday, where the school nurse called at 11am. Apparently there is also a bug going around the school, and they had more kids absent (or sent home) on Monday than any other day of the school year. Now mind you we have 2 wks left of school, the year is almost over, and this crap has struck.
So I pick him up, bring him home, and his belly hurts, he's tired etc. Pedi says it could be virus, or it could be recovery from food poisoning, still.
Then tonight Devil Child starts in. Freddy and baby J started this morning. I have cleaned puke off the floor, the carpet, the walls, the beds, the pillows, and have done no less than 5 loads of sheets/towels etc.
The 339 synonyms? In alphabetical order:
- Abdominal voorheaves
- Appetizing the audience
- Bail the rail (mung overboard!!!)
- Barf
- Barf mulch
- Bark at the moon
- Bark like a seal
- Bark'n up breakfast
- Barking at the ants
- Bending and sending
- Blow
- Blow breakfast
- Blow chum
- Blow chow
- Blow chunks
- Blow your biscuits
- Blow foam
- Blow buckets of bile
- Blow doughnuts
- Blow lunch
- Blow groceries
- Blow a gasket
- Blow acid
- Blowing your beets
- Blowing liquid kisses to the china goddess
- Boot camp
- Bow down before the porcelain god
- Bowing to the porcelain budha
- Bowing to the yuke of earl
- Bowing before the porcelain throne
- Brack
- Brechen
- Bring flourescent christmas cheer
- Bring it up for a vote
- Buick
- Burpin' solid
- Bush bomber mission over tokyo
- Bushusuru
- Buy the buick
- Calling to the seals
- Calling hughie on the great white telephone
- Calling to hughey
- Calling ruth
- Calling buicks
- Calling uncle ralph
- Calling dinosaurs
- Calling for earl
- Calling to the carpet
- Calling for herb
- Calling lawn tigers
- Calling bert
- Calling to ralph
- Catch it on the rebound
- Chewing backwards
- Choom
- Chortle chunks
- Chortle up the wrong tree
- Chowder chunder
- Chuck your cheerios
- Chuck a pizza
- Chuck yer chum
- Chuck
- Chuckel
- Chum the china sea
- Chumming the porcelain sea
- Chumming the water
- Chumming the fish
- Chunder
- Chunderchunk
- Chunderspew
- Chunky blast
- Clam chowder revisited
- Clam chowder surprise
- Clean house
- Commode hugging
- Conducting a suprise toilet inspection
- Core dump
- Cough cubes
- Cough-up chunks
- Coughing-up your colon
- Decorate pavement
- Decorate the dunny
- Deliver street pizza
- Disgorge
- Divulge dinner
- Dribble phlem
- Drive the dunny
- Drive the porcelain bus
- Drop the carpet pizza
- Drown the ants
- Earl
- Ejecting a stomach
- Emergency stomach evacuation
- Enjoying dinner in reverse
- Erupting grocery geyser
- Feed your young
- Feed the houseplants
- Feed the fish
- Fertilize the sidewalk
- Fertilizing the carpet
- Filling the bilge
- Flash your hash
- Fling your food
- Food fountain
- Gack
- Gag
- Gargling gravy
- Gastric overpressure relief
- Getting bit by count barf-ula
- Giggle chunks
- Giggle to Ralph over the porcelain intercom
- Give up to superior incontinence
- Give an oral sacrifice at the altar of the porcelain god
- Going for the big spit
- Going to Europe with Ralph and Earl in a Buick
- Growling at the gravel
- Growling in the grass
- Growling at the ground
- Growling in the gutter
- Gurp
- Gush
- Gush quid
- Gut painting
- Gutdumping
- Hack
- Hag
- Harf
- Heave
- Hewey and Ralph
- Honk
- Hork your beans
- Huey
- Hug the porcelain wishing well
- Hurl your mung
- Hurl your hash
- Impromptu protein party
- Induce antiperistalsis
- Insult your shoes
- Inverse gut
- Inverse intake
- Involuntary personal protein spill
- Kneel before the porcelain throne
- Kotzen
- Lateral cookie toss
- Laughing at the carpet
- Laughing at the lawn
- Laughing at your shoes
- Laughing at the lions
- Launch lunch
- Launching the food shuttle
- Leave a trophy
- Leave lunch
- Leaving a pavement pizza
- Leggo yer eggo
- Letting the lunch fly
- Liberate your lunch
- Lipshits
- Liquid giggles
- Liquid laughter
- Liquid belch
- Liquid scream
- Liquidate your assets
- Lob liquid hand grenades
- Looking for o'rourke
- Lose your lunch
- Lose some chopped carrots
- Lose flourescent christmas cheer
- Lose weight
- Lunch revisited
- Make a technicolor tribute to Disney
- Make food offerings to the china gods
- Make an offering to the porcelain god
- Making the chunky puddle
- Making a call on the great white telephone
- Making a puke pizza with everything on it
- Making love to the lav
- Manual override (fingers down the throat)
- Mark the street
- Meal to go
- Meet my friends Ralph and Earl
- Mugging the porcelain tourist
- My dinner is coming to say hello
- Negative chug
- Offering sacrifice to Ralph, the porcelain god
- Oral turbo blowby
- Oral diarrhea
- Order Buicks over the big white phone
- Ordering up a street pizza
- Organic output
- Overweight burp
- Paint the town green
- Paint the wall
- Parbreake
- Park a tiger
- Park the Buick
- Park the pea soup
- Perform the liquid cough
- Pitching a slider
- Planting beets
- Play with the edible yo-yo
- Playing the rumination game
- Playing the whale
- Pleading your case before the porcelain judge
- Pledging your alligence to vomitola-khomaini
- Polishing your shoes
- Potar
- Power chuck
- Power blow
- Power boot
- Pray to the porcelain gods
- Pray to the china goddess
- Pray at the porcelain altar
- Projectile hose vom
- Projectiling
- Propel chunks
- Protein spill
- Protein slingshot
- Psychedelic spit
- Psychedelic scream
- Puke
- Put your best food forward
- Rainbow retch
- Read the toilet
- Redecorate the bathroom
- Regurgitate
- Release the lions
- Retch
- Retching liquid vowels (eeeeeeee... oooooooo... uuuuuuuuu)
- Retching your guts up
- Retroshitting
- Reverse diarrhea
- Reverse peristalsis
- Reverse gears
- Reverse drink
- Reverse gut
- Ride the yak
- Ride the regurgitron
- Ride the meal-go-round
- Round-trip meal ticket
- Rufus
- Scream beets
- Scream at the carpet
- Scream cookies
- Scream chunks
- Scream in braille
- Searching the porcelain cavern for the mulch monster
- Sell cars (hyuuuundai!)
- Selling the Buick
- Send a message to the wastebasket
- Setting your lunch free
- Shooting cats
- Shout Europe at the sink
- Shouting at your shoes
- Showing the menu (after eating, of course)
- Sing lunch
- Sing psychedelic praises to the depths of the china bowl
- Sing to the sink
- Singing the lovely beer ballad
- Singing solo in the porcelain amphitheater
- Sling beets
- Sneeze your chunks
- Solid sneeze
- Solid scream
- Spew spuds
- Spew supper
- Spew snacks
- Spew soup
- Spew chunks
- Spew your vittles
- Spew chips
- Spew your guts up
- Spill the groceries
- Spray-painting the carpet
- Spray chunks
- Spray chum
- Spunge
- Stomach snot
- Taking pictures of funny faces in the porcelain photobooth
- Talk to Ralph on the camode-a-phone
- Talk to Ralph on the porcelain telephone
- Talk to Huey down the big white telephone
- Talk to the carpet
- Talk to God on the big white telephone
- Talk with the monster
- Talk to John on the porcelain telephone
- Talking to the interior decorator on the comode-a-phone
- Talking on the comode-a-phone
- Taste dinner
- Technicolor yawn
- Technicolor scream
- Technicolor yodel
- The Brooklyn mating call
- The big wah
- The Jersey yodel
- Throw up
- Throw dinner
- Thunder-chunder pavement pizza
- Thunder-chunder chowder blow
- Thunder-chunder rainbow parfait
- Tonsil toss
- Toss your cookies
- Toss your tacos
- Toss a tiger
- Turning on the soup spout
- Un-eat
- Uncle Fester
- Undrink
- Unleash the monster
- Unswallow
- Upchuck
- Urp
- Vector-spew
- Vomediate
- Vomit
- Wax the floor
- Werble
- Wet burp
- Whistle chunks
- Whistlin' a solid tune
- Whistling beef
- Whistling carrots
- Wolf
- Woof-up your vittles
- Woof
- Worship at the porcelain altar
- Worship the porcelain god
- Worshipping the porcelain godess
- Yabble
- Yak
- Yeech
- Yell at Ralph in sign language
- Yell down the porcelain manhole
- Yell for Hughie
- Yelling at the ground
- Yodel
- Yodel for Ralph
- York
- Yuke
- Yurk
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