Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Puke, Vomit, Blowing Chunks.......

Did you know, there are 339 synonyms for the word "VOMIT"?



I have witnessed each one (or so it seems) over the past 4 days. It started Saturday, lil dude wound up with food poisoning. He hurled most of Saturday, and a couple times early Sunday. Then he was fine.

Off to school Monday, where the school nurse called at 11am. Apparently there is also a bug going around the school, and they had more kids absent (or sent home) on Monday than any other day of the school year. Now mind you we have 2 wks left of school, the year is almost over, and this crap has struck.

So I pick him up, bring him home, and his belly hurts, he's tired etc. Pedi says it could be virus, or it could be recovery from food poisoning, still.

Then tonight Devil Child starts in. Freddy and baby J started this morning.  I have cleaned puke off the floor, the carpet, the walls, the beds, the pillows, and have done no less than 5 loads of sheets/towels etc.

The 339 synonyms? In alphabetical order:


  1. Abdominal voorheaves
  2. Appetizing the audience
  3. Bail the rail (mung overboard!!!)
  4. Barf
  5. Barf mulch
  6. Bark at the moon
  7. Bark like a seal
  8. Bark'n up breakfast
  9. Barking at the ants
  10. Bending and sending
  11. Blow
  12. Blow breakfast
  13. Blow chum
  14. Blow chow
  15. Blow chunks
  16. Blow your biscuits
  17. Blow foam
  18. Blow buckets of bile
  19. Blow doughnuts
  20. Blow lunch
  21. Blow groceries
  22. Blow a gasket
  23. Blow acid
  24. Blowing your beets
  25. Blowing liquid kisses to the china goddess
  26. Boot camp
  27. Bow down before the porcelain god
  28. Bowing to the porcelain budha
  29. Bowing to the yuke of earl
  30. Bowing before the porcelain throne
  31. Brack
  32. Brechen
  33. Bring flourescent christmas cheer
  34. Bring it up for a vote
  35. Buick
  36. Burpin' solid
  37. Bush bomber mission over tokyo
  38. Bushusuru
  39. Buy the buick
  40. Calling to the seals
  41. Calling hughie on the great white telephone
  42. Calling to hughey
  43. Calling ruth
  44. Calling buicks
  45. Calling uncle ralph
  46. Calling dinosaurs
  47. Calling for earl
  48. Calling to the carpet
  49. Calling for herb
  50. Calling lawn tigers
  51. Calling bert
  52. Calling to ralph
  53. Catch it on the rebound
  54. Chewing backwards
  55. Choom
  56. Chortle chunks
  57. Chortle up the wrong tree
  58. Chowder chunder
  59. Chuck your cheerios
  60. Chuck a pizza
  61. Chuck yer chum
  62. Chuck
  63. Chuckel
  64. Chum the china sea
  65. Chumming the porcelain sea
  66. Chumming the water
  67. Chumming the fish
  68. Chunder
  69. Chunderchunk
  70. Chunderspew
  71. Chunky blast
  72. Clam chowder revisited
  73. Clam chowder surprise
  74. Clean house
  75. Commode hugging
  76. Conducting a suprise toilet inspection
  77. Core dump
  78. Cough cubes
  79. Cough-up chunks
  80. Coughing-up your colon
  81. Decorate pavement
  82. Decorate the dunny
  83. Deliver street pizza
  84. Disgorge
  85. Divulge dinner
  86. Dribble phlem
  87. Drive the dunny
  88. Drive the porcelain bus
  89. Drop the carpet pizza
  90. Drown the ants
  91. Earl
  92. Ejecting a stomach
  93. Emergency stomach evacuation
  94. Enjoying dinner in reverse
  95. Erupting grocery geyser
  96. Feed your young
  97. Feed the houseplants
  98. Feed the fish
  99. Fertilize the sidewalk
  100. Fertilizing the carpet
  101. Filling the bilge
  102. Flash your hash
  103. Fling your food
  104. Food fountain
  105. Gack
  106. Gag
  107. Gargling gravy
  108. Gastric overpressure relief
  109. Getting bit by count barf-ula
  110. Giggle chunks
  111. Giggle to Ralph over the porcelain intercom
  112. Give up to superior incontinence
  113. Give an oral sacrifice at the altar of the porcelain god
  114. Going for the big spit
  115. Going to Europe with Ralph and Earl in a Buick
  116. Growling at the gravel
  117. Growling in the grass
  118. Growling at the ground
  119. Growling in the gutter
  120. Gurp
  121. Gush
  122. Gush quid
  123. Gut painting
  124. Gutdumping
  125. Hack
  126. Hag
  127. Harf
  128. Heave
  129. Hewey and Ralph
  130. Honk
  131. Hork your beans
  132. Huey
  133. Hug the porcelain wishing well
  134. Hurl your mung
  135. Hurl your hash
  136. Impromptu protein party
  137. Induce antiperistalsis
  138. Insult your shoes
  139. Inverse gut
  140. Inverse intake
  141. Involuntary personal protein spill
  142. Kneel before the porcelain throne
  143. Kotzen
  144. Lateral cookie toss
  145. Laughing at the carpet
  146. Laughing at the lawn
  147. Laughing at your shoes
  148. Laughing at the lions
  149. Launch lunch
  150. Launching the food shuttle
  151. Leave a trophy
  152. Leave lunch
  153. Leaving a pavement pizza
  154. Leggo yer eggo
  155. Letting the lunch fly
  156. Liberate your lunch
  157. Lipshits
  158. Liquid giggles
  159. Liquid laughter
  160. Liquid belch
  161. Liquid scream
  162. Liquidate your assets
  163. Lob liquid hand grenades
  164. Looking for o'rourke
  165. Lose your lunch
  166. Lose some chopped carrots
  167. Lose flourescent christmas cheer
  168. Lose weight
  169. Lunch revisited
  170. Make a technicolor tribute to Disney
  171. Make food offerings to the china gods
  172. Make an offering to the porcelain god
  173. Making the chunky puddle
  174. Making a call on the great white telephone
  175. Making a puke pizza with everything on it
  176. Making love to the lav
  177. Manual override (fingers down the throat)
  178. Mark the street
  179. Meal to go
  180. Meet my friends Ralph and Earl
  181. Mugging the porcelain tourist
  182. My dinner is coming to say hello
  183. Negative chug
  184. Offering sacrifice to Ralph, the porcelain god
  185. Oral turbo blowby
  186. Oral diarrhea
  187. Order Buicks over the big white phone
  188. Ordering up a street pizza
  189. Organic output
  190. Overweight burp
  191. Paint the town green
  192. Paint the wall
  193. Parbreake
  194. Park a tiger
  195. Park the Buick
  196. Park the pea soup
  197. Perform the liquid cough
  198. Pitching a slider
  199. Planting beets
  200. Play with the edible yo-yo
  201. Playing the rumination game
  202. Playing the whale
  203. Pleading your case before the porcelain judge
  204. Pledging your alligence to vomitola-khomaini
  205. Polishing your shoes
  206. Potar
  207. Power chuck
  208. Power blow
  209. Power boot
  210. Pray to the porcelain gods
  211. Pray to the china goddess
  212. Pray at the porcelain altar
  213. Projectile hose vom
  214. Projectiling
  215. Propel chunks
  216. Protein spill
  217. Protein slingshot
  218. Psychedelic spit
  219. Psychedelic scream
  220. Puke
  221. Put your best food forward
  222. Rainbow retch
  223. Read the toilet
  224. Redecorate the bathroom
  225. Regurgitate
  226. Release the lions
  227. Retch
  228. Retching liquid vowels (eeeeeeee... oooooooo... uuuuuuuuu)
  229. Retching your guts up
  230. Retroshitting
  231. Reverse diarrhea
  232. Reverse peristalsis
  233. Reverse gears
  234. Reverse drink
  235. Reverse gut
  236. Ride the yak
  237. Ride the regurgitron
  238. Ride the meal-go-round
  239. Round-trip meal ticket
  240. Rufus
  241. Scream beets
  242. Scream at the carpet
  243. Scream cookies
  244. Scream chunks
  245. Scream in braille
  246. Searching the porcelain cavern for the mulch monster
  247. Sell cars (hyuuuundai!)
  248. Selling the Buick
  249. Send a message to the wastebasket
  250. Setting your lunch free
  251. Shooting cats
  252. Shout Europe at the sink
  253. Shouting at your shoes
  254. Showing the menu (after eating, of course)
  255. Sing lunch
  256. Sing psychedelic praises to the depths of the china bowl
  257. Sing to the sink
  258. Singing the lovely beer ballad
  259. Singing solo in the porcelain amphitheater
  260. Sling beets
  261. Sneeze your chunks
  262. Solid sneeze
  263. Solid scream
  264. Spew spuds
  265. Spew supper
  266. Spew snacks
  267. Spew soup
  268. Spew chunks
  269. Spew your vittles
  270. Spew chips
  271. Spew your guts up
  272. Spill the groceries
  273. Spray-painting the carpet
  274. Spray chunks
  275. Spray chum
  276. Spunge
  277. Stomach snot
  278. Taking pictures of funny faces in the porcelain photobooth
  279. Talk to Ralph on the camode-a-phone
  280. Talk to Ralph on the porcelain telephone
  281. Talk to Huey down the big white telephone
  282. Talk to the carpet
  283. Talk to God on the big white telephone
  284. Talk with the monster
  285. Talk to John on the porcelain telephone
  286. Talking to the interior decorator on the comode-a-phone
  287. Talking on the comode-a-phone
  288. Taste dinner
  289. Technicolor yawn
  290. Technicolor scream
  291. Technicolor yodel
  292. The Brooklyn mating call
  293. The big wah
  294. The Jersey yodel
  295. Throw up
  296. Throw dinner
  297. Thunder-chunder pavement pizza
  298. Thunder-chunder chowder blow
  299. Thunder-chunder rainbow parfait
  300. Tonsil toss
  301. Toss your cookies
  302. Toss your tacos
  303. Toss a tiger
  304. Turning on the soup spout
  305. Un-eat
  306. Uncle Fester
  307. Undrink
  308. Unleash the monster
  309. Unswallow
  310. Upchuck
  311. Urp
  312. Vector-spew
  313. Vomediate
  314. Vomit
  315. Wax the floor
  316. Werble
  317. Wet burp
  318. Whistle chunks
  319. Whistlin' a solid tune
  320. Whistling beef
  321. Whistling carrots
  322. Wolf
  323. Woof-up your vittles
  324. Woof
  325. Worship at the porcelain altar
  326. Worship the porcelain god
  327. Worshipping the porcelain godess
  328. Yabble
  329. Yak
  330. Yeech
  331. Yell at Ralph in sign language
  332. Yell down the porcelain manhole
  333. Yell for Hughie
  334. Yelling at the ground
  335. Yodel
  336. Yodel for Ralph
  337. York
  338. Yuke
  339. Yurk

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